Wednesday, August 31, 2011

Oh look, Alejandro! Our baby's started his own little revolution!

It's so cute and tiny!
Phoenix-based Nuestros Reconquistos claims that there will be a war very similar to the Civil War fought in the next five years. “La Raza and MEChA have already talked to Latinos and Phoenix and explained that Latinos need to arm themselves for war,” says Nuestros Reconquistos President Manuel Longoria.
Hey. Manuel. Over here.

(Puts fatherly arm around Manuel's shoulder) Look over there, kid. See the gun? Now - over at that guy. Gun. The longhair with the goatee? LOTS of guns. That raggedy old beardo with the limp? Don't even THINK about f*cking with him, he'll gut you and can your meat for winter.

See, if you wanna reconquer something for Ol' Mexico, you might wanna start with southern California - they've got laws there against people shooting back. Arizona probably isn't your best place to start.

9 comments:

Matt said...

Good advice. Problem is California is such a mess they don't want it back!

Carl-Bear said...

Hey, Matt; maybe we can force California on them as reparations when they lose.

Craig Cavanaugh said...

They should bear in mind that Texans have more scoped rifles per capita than any other state. Even the "touchy-feely" guy at work has a 12 gauge and a bolt action .308 : ) And there are a lot of Hispanics around here that would shoot those "sons of Aztlan" on sight before letting them take their land. Reconquista that, muchachos. Like the Battle of Gonzales flag that I proudly fly says, "COME AND TAKE IT"...

Anonymous said...

LOL.... there's a few people with just a few guns here in California( that whole assault weapons thing didn't accomplish much and may be just about overturned, anyway) who may take umbrage at being Mexico. Many of whom are Hispanic, just as Craig was saying.
Some of them seem to see it as counter intuitive to flee a shit hole at great risk only to have a bunch of idiots with similar genetics deport you back into that situation by playing musical borders.

BTW, Joel.... what's your recipe for Nalgas De Reconquista?

Buck.

Matt said...

I still think it is way past time to put a border fence between California and AZ.

Anonymous said...

I wish you had done that 50 years ago. That way I wouldn't have any where as many total assholes to deal with who came and contaminated my state with the stupidity they learned in other states.


Buck.

Anonymous said...

Now Joel, before going off half-cocked against La Raza and MEChA, I think there are some important questions to ask here. Questions like, "What is your income tax rate?" "What's your policy on occupying foreign countries?" and "What are your feelings on private gun ownership?" Depending on the answers, I can learn Spanish.

Joel said...

?

I don't understand what these questions have to do with people who have stated their intention to conquer me.

Brass said...

Joel,

Well, I've heard tell that the Roman citizens were better off under barbarian rule than under the rule of the Roman State.