"Patriotic Americans" are selfless egalitarians, or something.

That's what Fat Mike seems to be saying - The true beauty of Obamacare is that it'll make us all equally squalid. It's not a bug, it's a ... you know.

A very brief search on Michael Moore's net worth puts him at $50 million. I don't know how accurate that is, but it's pretty much a slam dunk that he's not planning to wait in line for cheeseburgers or arterial shunts. So, does that mean he's not a "patriotic American?" Or just that he's the only one who gets to define that term?

Seems only fair. Rob Reiner already got his own tax. So Michael Moore should be appointed to decide when or whether you get health care. After all...he cares!

H/T to Carl.