Wednesday, December 21, 2011

Almost makes you feel better about Obama, doesn't it?

Kim Jong-Un Privately Doubting He's Crazy Enough To Run North Korea

Although Kim's birthday is already recognized as a national holiday and any criticism of him is punishable by indefinite sentences in re-education camps, Kim suggested that the stress of living up to his father's insanity has already taken a toll.

"For years, I haven't even enjoyed the things I used to love, like forcing starving people to perform a five-hour dance routine in my honor, because I spend the whole time obsessing over whether I'm being wacko enough," Kim admitted. "That's what was so special about Dad, you know: He never worried about all that stuff, he just acted like himself. What can I say? The old man set the loony bar pretty high."

Added Kim, "God, I'm really going to miss him, you know?

H/T to Carl.


DonkeyBuster said...

I'm just wondering if the kid's face can actually move... has anyone else ever seen it move?

There's also something truly monumental in being spongy obese in a country of starving people.

I really like the center hair part, it highlights his... uh... mmm... err...

MamaLiberty said...

Looking at this fat turd, and then at the crowds of weeping people... I dunno... maybe they are getting the government they want.

None of my business.

Anonymous said...

This is a semi dangerous place.

I don't know what just happened, but when I closed the comment page, my puter turned into a Nork radio receiver. Marshal music with a female voice-over. I am going to try reproducing the effect.

Should I buy stick in Alcoa?

wv: disiling. Well, there's the answer right there. Blogger knows everything.

Anonymous said...


Nope. Unable to duplicate the Nork radio effect. Guess I picked a bad week to stop sniffing glue.