Kim Jong-Un Privately Doubting He's Crazy Enough To Run North Korea
Although Kim's birthday is already recognized as a national holiday and any criticism of him is punishable by indefinite sentences in re-education camps, Kim suggested that the stress of living up to his father's insanity has already taken a toll.
"For years, I haven't even enjoyed the things I used to love, like forcing starving people to perform a five-hour dance routine in my honor, because I spend the whole time obsessing over whether I'm being wacko enough," Kim admitted. "That's what was so special about Dad, you know: He never worried about all that stuff, he just acted like himself. What can I say? The old man set the loony bar pretty high."
Added Kim, "God, I'm really going to miss him, you know?
H/T to Carl.
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I'm just wondering if the kid's face can actually move... has anyone else ever seen it move?
There's also something truly monumental in being spongy obese in a country of starving people.
I really like the center hair part, it highlights his... uh... mmm... err...
Looking at this fat turd, and then at the crowds of weeping people... I dunno... maybe they are getting the government they want.
None of my business.
This is a semi dangerous place.
I don't know what just happened, but when I closed the comment page, my puter turned into a Nork radio receiver. Marshal music with a female voice-over. I am going to try reproducing the effect.
Should I buy stick in Alcoa?
wv: disiling. Well, there's the answer right there. Blogger knows everything.
^stock^
Nope. Unable to duplicate the Nork radio effect. Guess I picked a bad week to stop sniffing glue.
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