Boy, I'm really glad all those republicans got elected to congress, because things like this are impossible now.

Via Claire,

Introducing!  For your rotting in federal prison pleasure!

The Federal Restricted Buildings and Grounds Improvement Act!

Yes! The new, improved FRBGIA, which is nothing at all like the Alien and Sedition Acts, because nobody in congress wears wigs anymore.

Well, okay. But they don't powder their wigs anymore. So it's completely different.

Remember, if you're not being annoying, you don't have anything to fear. Unless we change our minds about being annoyed.