The Ultimate Answer to Kings: Things that make you go OMFG...

They say that Louis XIV had the inscription Ultima Ratio Regum cast into all the cannon of the French Army. It means "The Ultimate Argument of Kings," and that always struck me as one of the most honest and up-front things any ruler or would-be ruler ever said. "We can dress it up prettier than this, but when it comes down to the unvarnished truth this is what it's about: You'll do as I say or I'll send my goons to kill you."

I thought about that for a long time. If there's an ultimate argument, it seems only logical that there must be an ultimate answer. For years I thought the ultimate answer must be the bullets in my rifle, but it never seemed quite right. I've got bullets - he's got frigging Cannon Balls. I mean, if there were three hundred million rifles throwing bullets at him, then maybe. But we all know that's not going to happen. So if there's an ultimate answer to his ultimate argument, it sure as hell ain't bullets.

It finally came to me - and that's when I left the city, abandoned a goodly percentage of my goods, and gave all that was behind me a good, stiff Randian Shrug.

The ultimate answer to kings is not a bullet, but a belly laugh.

Wednesday, February 1, 2012

Things that make you go OMFG...

First, from Zincavage ...

I'm reasonably sure I don't want to know what that thing's been eating.

And this, from Kevin, the perfect fusion of luck and skill at the perfect time.

I can't drive like that, and carefully avoid situations where I might need to.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...: Mm. Have you considered that that crocagator or whatever it is might just be 50-feet in front of that crowd of humans?; February 1, 2012 at 12:20 PM
Matt said...: I believe the Croc had a clock and pirates hand in it's stomach when it was opened. The Fish and Game department is looking for a person of interest named Hook.; February 1, 2012 at 2:40 PM
Brass said...: "Shhooooooot, Elizabeff! Shoooood it!"; February 1, 2012 at 2:52 PM
Brass said...: "Mm. Have you considered that that crocagator or whatever it is might just be 50-feet in front of that crowd of humans?"

Not really. Here's it's brother in the Philippines.

http://news.mongabay.com/2011/0906-giant_croc.html; February 1, 2012 at 2:56 PM

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