The Ultimate Answer to Kings: I guess it's better than those chanting schoolkids...

They say that Louis XIV had the inscription Ultima Ratio Regum cast into all the cannon of the French Army. It means "The Ultimate Argument of Kings," and that always struck me as one of the most honest and up-front things any ruler or would-be ruler ever said. "We can dress it up prettier than this, but when it comes down to the unvarnished truth this is what it's about: You'll do as I say or I'll send my goons to kill you."

I thought about that for a long time. If there's an ultimate argument, it seems only logical that there must be an ultimate answer. For years I thought the ultimate answer must be the bullets in my rifle, but it never seemed quite right. I've got bullets - he's got frigging Cannon Balls. I mean, if there were three hundred million rifles throwing bullets at him, then maybe. But we all know that's not going to happen. So if there's an ultimate answer to his ultimate argument, it sure as hell ain't bullets.

It finally came to me - and that's when I left the city, abandoned a goodly percentage of my goods, and gave all that was behind me a good, stiff Randian Shrug.

The ultimate answer to kings is not a bullet, but a belly laugh.

Sunday, May 6, 2012

I guess it's better than those chanting schoolkids...

But still. I wonder how long the "Forward" thing is going to stick around? Like "Julia," it's born to be mocked.

Which doesn't make it any less creepy.

Y'know, the Beatles got tired of that sort of thing but I've a feeling Barry actually enjoys it. Do people really believe this shit, or are those women paid to pose for the pic?

Whatever. None of my business. Ladies, this Weird Al is for you.