The Ultimate Answer to Kings: Wow! Thank You!

They say that Louis XIV had the inscription Ultima Ratio Regum cast into all the cannon of the French Army. It means "The Ultimate Argument of Kings," and that always struck me as one of the most honest and up-front things any ruler or would-be ruler ever said. "We can dress it up prettier than this, but when it comes down to the unvarnished truth this is what it's about: You'll do as I say or I'll send my goons to kill you."

I thought about that for a long time. If there's an ultimate argument, it seems only logical that there must be an ultimate answer. For years I thought the ultimate answer must be the bullets in my rifle, but it never seemed quite right. I've got bullets - he's got frigging Cannon Balls. I mean, if there were three hundred million rifles throwing bullets at him, then maybe. But we all know that's not going to happen. So if there's an ultimate answer to his ultimate argument, it sure as hell ain't bullets.

It finally came to me - and that's when I left the city, abandoned a goodly percentage of my goods, and gave all that was behind me a good, stiff Randian Shrug.

The ultimate answer to kings is not a bullet, but a belly laugh.

Friday, October 1, 2010

Wow! Thank You!

A flurry of e-mails later, TUAK is back in business through the entire winter! Which also means I get to continue enjoying the wonders of e-mail and net access. No details right now, I'll tell you more after ~~we get our stories straight~~ I get certain permissions.

2 comments:

Mayberry said...: Glad to hear it. I'd chip in as well if I weren't 50 cents away from bankruptcy every month. It seems there are still some good folks out there...; October 1, 2010 at 6:28 PM
Joel said...: Oh, yes there are. Sometimes I think things aren't as hopeless as...I usually think they are.; October 2, 2010 at 9:16 AM