It's a start...

ONION: Every Potential 2040 President Already Unelectable Due to Facebook

Hee. Unfortunately the prez isn't really the problem here, but still. It's a start.

Now let's see if you computer guys can invent some social medium that will disqualify any potential members of the bureaucracy from attending the "right" schools ... or maybe from developing aggressively elitist views...

Hmmm. iProstitute? FaceWeed?

Or, maybe...hmmm...MyHermit!

H/T to Carl.